She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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