oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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