Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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