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She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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