Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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