Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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