She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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