The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
