Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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