I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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