Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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