My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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