That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I deserve this hangover.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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