Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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