I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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