normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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