Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
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