They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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