I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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