Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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