You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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