You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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