Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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