Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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