no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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