yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
