I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I need a hoe opinion
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