I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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