so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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