Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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