did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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