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please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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