carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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