i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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