im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
he told me I talked like a deaf person
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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