I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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