So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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