i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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