My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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