Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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