then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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