Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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