I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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