Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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