So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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