normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize
