I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
why is half of my head shaved?
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