I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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