No awkward lesbian experiences without me
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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