Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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