Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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