Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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