Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Green mimosas i think yes
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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