There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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