You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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