so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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