"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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