garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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