Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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